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[08 Dec 2005|05:29am]
whimsey wistful winded right
across the face and in shadow and light
moon makes a kiss but only where you prefer
a long night spent on people
so pure
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[17 Nov 2005|03:37am]

'My Lobotomy': Howard Dully's Journey

[11 Feb 2005|11:51am]
[ mood | fun ]

halcyon cyon crystalline wing 'd thing
smooth smooth and infinite to the touch
oh enough
I can see grooves where the shape was touched
feathers affixed their plastic stares
beads, the tiny candycolored gazes
all ablaze in vicarious delay
the blues scream oh if only
if only we should have been born more then production line forms made of


[06 Feb 2005|11:21pm]
Bush's New Con: Social Security's Solvency
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[25 Dec 2004|07:11pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]

O'Reilly wouldn't be such a bad guy if he would quit crying for a few minutes, step back, re-evaluate his life, and realize that he's a giant blubbering vagina. In June of 2003, O'Reilly attacked the only form of media he was powerless in: the Internet. In his "Talking Points Memo" segment, he whined that "nearly everyday, there's something written on the Internet about me that's flat out untrue," continuing with his theory that "the reason these net people get away with all kinds of stuff is that they work for no one. They put stuff up with no restraints. This, of course, is dangerous..." Yeah, real dangerous Bill. Next thing you know, people will get the crazy idea that they have the right to express their opinions as they see fit. Who knows? Maybe this idea will catch on and they'll add it to the Constitution of the United States, giving it a catchy title like "freedom of speech." What do you think of that you sock-sniffing bog trotter?


[16 Dec 2004|03:07pm]
My Favorite Tits

There is no solace like a tit
to fill me with delight.
Sparrows are a messy lot
and crows a raucous sight.
Robins leave us with the spring
and bluebirds go their way.
But tits upon my window sill
warm this winter day.

- Chris Embrick

har har [13 Dec 2004|09:17am]
This is for you. I could pick my own topic in a micro class.

Scabies: Nastiest Parasite EverCollapse )
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yep that music video is what i'm thinking [20 Jul 2004|01:48pm]
[ mood | smokin' ]

Your LJ RPG Team
LJ Username
Favorite Color
Weapon of Choice
Your Partner disintegration
Your Warrior wolffy
The Giggly, Flirtatious Magic User with Big Breasts micronpassion
The Talking Animal wolffy
Main Archenemy micronpassion
Evil Incarnate yummymango
This cool quiz by ass_ - Taken 54985 Times.
New - How do you get a guy to like you?

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[31 Oct 2003|12:54pm]
[ mood | sad ]

I think people have this innate sense for ruining a really good mood by attacking the one thing you are really excited about.

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[24 Oct 2003|10:04pm]
how about a MAJOR PLOT SPOILER for the Matrix 3. Why not?
(ps- read the second review the first one is blah blah)
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it's called AVOIDING MY HOMEWORK [23 Oct 2003|09:12am]
eugeneoregon 68%
obsequious 63%
mekh 59%
disintegration 59%
scaredycat 52%
lkunitsektor9t9 49%
randomrambler 48%
coyoterogue 48%
guerbyfreak 41%
nicola2003 14%
How sexually compatible with me are you?
Take the NEW sexual compatibility quiz at LJMatch!

nicola2003 98%
xstarsdown 95%
bringmetolife85 87%
crazysupergal 87%
emoalamode 87%
soulsshadow 87%
lkunitsektor9t9 84%
mekh 84%
guerbyfreak 72%
mymindsfreedom 69%
disintegration 65%
coyoterogue 61%
obsequious 58%
scaredycat 58%
firebringer 54%
twistedgreen 54%
eugeneoregon 50%
randomrambler 50%
How compatible with me are YOU?

ps- yesterday I saw a mustang driver who wasn't an asshole XD
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[25 Sep 2003|11:18pm]
<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lisa Kudrow </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Brad Pitt </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">8</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">REM - Try Not to Breathe </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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haha [25 Sep 2003|01:25am]
[ mood | blah ]

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[23 Sep 2003|07:19pm]
I started taking these women's vitamins about two weeks ago and the only change I've noticed is that I pee neon yellow. It's very bright. My boyfirend checked it out one night too and he was all like "OMG it's fluorscent yellow, that's crazy."
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[15 Sep 2003|10:52pm]
i finally got pics.

my kitty.Collapse )
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[11 Sep 2003|02:20pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

[argh] so I me and my boyfriend bought this cat in Kansas and apparently it's illegal in orange county (but we don't live in orange county so haha, they missed us by a street) but I emailed the lady who we're buying it from and she said last Tuesday that she would send us pictures and then two days ago she said she would send us pictures ASAP but she hasn't and I'm tired of waiting [/argh]
I check my email like every hour it's lame

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yar har [09 Sep 2003|04:47pm]
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[27 Aug 2003|02:58pm]
has anyone ever noticed that most textbooks and items associated with math are red?
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[19 Aug 2003|08:15pm]

Scientologists, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

the House of Representatives
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Ricki Lake
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Bad Music
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Christian Conformists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Sexist Pigs
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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[19 Aug 2003|07:59pm]
[ mood | gay ]

kaaza lite has spyware on it for all of you who don't know. don't believe their jew promises!

i have 4 new classes for college... general psychology, student success, idiot math, and medical ethics and critical thinking. i took the student success not only because it's gay but it involves a lot of personality tests.

boy i feel racist today.

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[15 Aug 2003|12:44pm]
last night
so i, i never go out
open up to let the sun out
for once i sit in the air conditioning
my life changes too quickly for me to grow accustomed

let's go dancing and singing i wish there were streets for this
where we compulsively smoke cigarettes when we don't' even want them
and trip and fall every once in a while into gutters
cats won't ever understand
and neither will your parents

hands are the best thing in the world
they give more than most people do in a single instant

we walk with high times and great big thoughts in tiny raindrops
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fun fun in my bun. [19 Jul 2003|09:32pm]
[ mood | drunk ]

i went to the gynocologyst today and got the depo provera shot.

"Right cheek."
[i turn my right cheek. silence.]
(me) "you mean my right buttcheek?"

my boyfriend wanted to watch.

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oh yeah, here i am. [26 Jun 2003|07:12pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

i wonder why all old people like to pat your solider so much and hug you. it's annoying and they should cut it out. my grandmother just died and all of her friends hug and touch me before even asking what my name is.

i saw her body today. i was overwhelmed with a gigantic fear that she would pop up and scare the shit out of us all. i wanted to touch her skin but i thought it might be too improper in front of my grandpa and aunt.i guess i'll never know how it feels now. they cremate her tomorrow and i leave texas.

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har har. [26 Jun 2003|05:24pm]
Magic Number18
PersonalityThe Glass Is Half-Full!
TemperamentAngry - At Everthing
Likely To WinThe Booker Prize
Me - In A WordBeautiful
Brought to you by MemeJack

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[01 Apr 2003|12:38am]
i laughed so hard i cried.

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florida amusement. [01 Apr 2003|12:03am]
[ mood | amused ]

cater to a synapse. roadkill?
florida beckons- it's flourescent waves dulate
time gives off fractions (roadkill?) and the insinutations
are complete. roadkill?
move two pieces away to keep the whole of the water benefical.
(dead pieces are litter- and subject to a fine.)
back to a glandular spring called the pit of the wary.
which way to the fount?
only ponce de leon will know. genius de mort.

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[21 Mar 2003|02:50am]
[ mood | drunk ]

so yeah it's my 18th birthday. and for once my mother remembered (ha!), but pretty much nobody else did (besides the few friends that i have in florida)

i went to buy cigarettes for myself for once(!) and the guy didn't fucking card me. and john was all like 'why didn't you fucking card her, she just turned 18 and she wants you to card her' and the gas station guy was all like 'oh yeah, let me see your ID, heh heh, whoops i guess'

that was great. i will tell that story to my kids (assuming i have them)

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mmm sex. [19 Mar 2003|05:15pm]
[ mood | good ]

this is a great version of romeo + juliet a'la flash. i think i died laughing.

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pimp masters on the line y0 [18 Mar 2003|09:40pm]
[ mood | awake ]

the avalanches- frontier psychiatrist

you should download this song because i rock and you know it.


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[09 Mar 2003|07:56pm]
[ mood | dead exausted. ]

so I have an orthodontist's appointment tomorrow morning to see how many impacted wisdom teeth I have. for all you laymen out there, impacted means coming in completely sideways and behaving much like a drunken frat boy shot out of a cannon towards a brick wall.
great news: surgery=painkillers=yum.

yeah. I'm thrilled. it's been one of those goddamn days.

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